Mmmmm...sushi. Was too lazy to cook tonight (and stayed at work later than I planned--gabbing) so I picked up some tuna and salmon on the way home. Experienced the obligatory too-much-wasabi-not-enough-soysauce-I-think-I'm-going-to-die moment on the very first bite.…

Had a shitty half-a-day yesterday. Was really pissed off when I got home last night. I'm dying to know how much banks make in overdraft fees in a year. Whatever! So I did a little surfing then…

I always thought I'd want an implantable chip embedded in me when they were ready. But hmm, seems kinda silly now. Um, hello, a monthly fee for it? Uh, for the rest of my life? And what happens when…

The Bible contains 7 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision! You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.…