100 Things About Moi (in 2002)

This ought to keep you busy!

  1. I’m a Virgo (very very very Virgo)
  2. My birthday is August 29 if you feel like buying me a gift.
  3. I was born and grew up mostly in Indiana but have also lived in Tuscon, AZ; Colorado Springs, CO; Washington, DC; and now Minneapolis, MN.
  4. I’ve moved 10 times in one year.
  5. I have 6 sisters….I am the oldest of 7 girls. 😀
  6. I hold a B.S. in Music Business
  7. My current occupation is Entertainment Marketing.
  8. I’ve been doing it for 7 years.
  9. I have A LOT of CDs.
  10. I have worked in more restaurants than I care to recall….starting at the age of 14.
  11. I touched my first (you know) when I was in 2nd grade….haven’t stopped touching them since.
  12. I’ve never had sex with a woman.
  13. …I sometimes wonder if I would like it.
  14. I buy books the way most gay men buy clothes.
  15. I’ve never had a broken bone.
  16. I’m a classically trained pianist.
  17. Except for 4 years of training in college, I taught myself to play piano.
  18. I also taught myself to play all band instruments except bassoon.
  19. I used to skip highschool and stay home all day practicing instruments.
  20. I’ve only been in love 2 times in my life.
  21. I haven’t really dated men other than that.
  22. It always suprises me when someone likes me.
  23. I don’t have any tatoos (but I want at least one.)
  24. My ears have 3 piercings. I don’t much wear ear rings anymore.
  25. I swimming in lakes makes me nervous.
  26. I have premonitions of being shot in the head by a stranger.
  27. I don’t watch TV.
  28. Blue is my favorite color.
  29. I never give money to homeless people.
  30. I grew up on a farm.
  31. I can drive a tractor.
  32. I’ve hunted and killed rabbits and squirrels.
  33. I’ve also chopped off their heads and pealed the skin from their flesh.
  34. I love to see snow falling.
  35. I refuse to shop in a Walmart
  36. I HATE when people tell me I can’t or they can’t do something.
  37. I love red wine.
  38. I don’t drink alcohol anymore.
  39. I quit smoking 8 years ago on a dare.
  40. I would love to live in Chicago.
  41. …or the mountains of Colorado.
  42. NYC is only a place I like to visit.
  43. More than anything, I want to live in France for 5-10 years.
  44. I have A LOT of goals…they scare me.
  45. I spent my “formative” gay years around drag queens. (I’ve only dressed in drag once.)
  46. I am not a morning person. (At all.)
  47. People are often afraid of me.
  48. …I think that’s funny.
  49. I always got in trouble in school for asking too many questions.
  50. …I still ask too many questions.
  51. I believe everything happens for a reason.
  52. I am an INTJ.
  53. I wish I could speak French (I can a little and will someday.)
  54. I’m too creative for my own good.
  55. I am very good (and happy) at being alone with myself….I wish I wasn’t.
  56. Sometimes I’m “high-maintainence”
  57. Somtimes I like to act “dingy”. It makes me laugh.
  58. I’m a Macintosh addict.
  59. I don’t remember much of my early childhood.
  60. People tell me I’m good at teaching and directing others.
  61. …I have to admit I agree.
  62. My religious beliefs are inline with “Science of Mind” and Ernest Holmes.
  63. I dream in color.
  64. When I dream, I often know I am dreaming and do stupid things just to scare me; like jump off buildings and have monsters chase me.
  65. Big uncut cocks fascinate me on so many levels.
  66. Olders guys always think I’m hot….I like younger guys
  67. I wish I didn’t love to sleep so much.
  68. I tend to be overly opinionated.
  69. I am usually right.
  70. Rarely is anything I do ever good enough for me.
  71. I expect to do something to change the world for the better.
  72. I can eat most any food.
  73. Library books I check out are always returned late…so’s everything else I borrow.
  74. Rebel boys with cool tattoos are incredibly attractive to me….so are jocks…ok, I like lots of guys.
  75. I tend to speak in generalities.
  76. I am hopeless at keeping in contact with people.
  77. Boxerbriefs.
  78. I do not wear glasses.
  79. I can’t read out of one eye.
  80. My wisdom teeth have been removed.
  81. I’m a great cook, but rarely do it anymore.
  82. I love loud windy rain storms
  83. I had spinal mengitis as a child
  84. I love watching hockey.
  85. I wanted to be a band teacher.
  86. I have seen the Northern Lights
  87. I have never been in a physical fight with someone.
  88. I’ve been “frog-giggin'” (People wonder why I hate Indiana.)
  89. I wish I had a brother.
  90. I have fear of abandonment issues that I’m afraid to work out.
  91. I have very little patience behind the wheel of a car.
  92. I curse like a sailor most of the time.
  93. I have been to the following foreign countries, England, France, Italy and Spain.
  94. I still want to go to Greece, Ireland, Australia, Poland, Russia, Mexico, Canada, Holland, Switzerland, Africa and South America.
  95. I get very cranky when I’m hungry.
  96. Until this year, I always thought I was an extrovert. I’m not. I just pretend to be.
  97. I have expensive tastes but not the budget for them.
  98. Sometimes I’m afraid I will be alone all my life.
  99. I’m never attracted to guys that like me too much.
  100. I have a major crush on Justin Timberlake.


Bernard-Joseph is a digital marketing strategist, content marketing manager, web designer, and social media expert living in Paris with over 20 years of corporate and private marketing experience. He writes about technology, productivity, travel marketing and the arts.

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